Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen are learning the hard way that taking down Donald Trump isn't going to be as easy as liberals thought. There's no other way to put it, Alvin Bragg's witnesses are actually admitting that Trump isn't as evil as they're portraying him to be.
Trump's enemies have been trying SO HARD to destroy them that they are throwing all caution to the wind, and implicating themselves in serious crimes in the process of explaining what a criminal Donald Trump is.
Both Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen thought they might become heroes around liberal America for helping take down Donald Trump. Instead, they've only exposed what terrible people they are and destroyed their own credibility in the process.
Stormy Daniels had alleged for years that her relationship with Donald Trump was completely consensual, even signing legal forms stating that was the truth. Once it became her turn to testify, she completely changed that story in order to portray Trump as a predator.
It didn't work.
Instead, she just ruined any credibility she had left, and now her husband is saying that the disgraced couple may flee the country as a result.
Then, Michael Cohen completely embarrassed himself on the stand by telling America that HE was the real criminal all along, not Donald Trump. Even the extremely liberal CNN crew had no choice but to make jokes about how oblivious Cohen is to what he's been admitting.
There must have been some Seinfeld fans on the set that day, because the team couldn't help but compare Michael Cohen glossing over his own serious crimes to the gag when Elaine "yada yada-d" over the best part. In the show, it was portrayed in a humorous way.
Elaine was explaining a recent night to her friends, telling them about a date she went on with a man. She recounted details about dinner, but when it came time to tell about what happened after she and her date got home together, she said something like "yada yada yada."
"But you didn't mention the best part!" Jerry exclaimed.
"No, I mentioned the bisque," Elaine shot back.
Sure, it's a nuanced case, but Michael Cohen is essentially storytelling using Elaine's format, but the part he is saying "yada yada" over are the parts about his own crimes! The simplified version of Michael Cohen's testimony is that either Cohen or Cohen and Trump committed crimes, so Trump needs to be put away! The humor of the situation wasn't lost on the crew at CNN. When even left-leaning networks are mocking the prosecution like this, things are looking up for Trump.
"The way this was raised and addressed on direct is what Julia Louis-Dreyfus would call, ‘Yada yada yada.’ I mean here’s what Michael Cohen said." host Elie Honig began. The crew then had a brief back and forth about who actually said "yada yada" on the show, but the conclusion was that Cohen was simply expecting America to ignore his crimes (such as stealing from Trump) and focus on looking at Trump in a negative light.
Honig continued, "The direct testimony the way Michael Cohen explained what happened. Michael Cohen explained this whole thing, quote ‘That’s what was owed and I didn’t feel Mr. Trump deserved the difference.’ That’s a lot different than ‘I stole $60,000 from my boss on the transaction at the heart of this case.’ And by the way, the fact that he was ever charged with larceny is important because stealing $60,000 through fraud, which would be larceny in New York State, is more serious of a crime than falsifying business records."
The witnesses are turning out to be more corrupt than Donald Trump, and that is VERY good news for America's 45th president.
