President Donald Trump is swinging the wrecking ball of progress straight into the heart of the White House with a jaw-dropping ballroom project.
Fox News reported that Trump has greenlit a massive renovation, complete with a privately funded $300 million ballroom addition, overseen by a newly appointed architectural firm, to host grand state visits and gatherings.
Back in July, when this ambitious plan was first unveiled, the estimated cost sat at a hefty $200 million, but that figure has since ballooned to $300 million.
Fast forward to October, and the project roared to life with heavy machinery tearing into the historic East Wing, a sight that both stuns and signals a new era for the presidential estate.
By late October, excavators were spotted clearing rubble, a clear sign that there’s no turning back on this monumental overhaul of a cherished national symbol.
While some may wince at the loss of history, the White House insists this addition has been long in the making, promising a venue worthy of America’s global stature.
On Thursday, Trump tapped Shalom Baranes Associates, a respected Washington, D.C.-based firm, to steer the design of this grand ballroom, marking a pivotal shift in the project’s development.
Originally, McCrery Architects led the charge on the design, and they’ll stay on as consultants, ensuring continuity as the vision takes shape.
White House spokesperson Davis Ingle couldn’t contain the excitement, declaring, “As we begin to transition into the next stage of development on the White House Ballroom, the Administration is excited to share that the highly talented Shalom Baranes has joined the team of experts to carry out President Trump’s vision.”
Ingle also praised the new architect’s credentials, stating, “Shalom is an accomplished architect whose work has shaped the architectural identity of our nation’s capital for decades and his experience will be a great asset to the completion of this project.”
While Ingle’s enthusiasm paints a rosy picture, let’s be real—redefining the White House isn’t just about pretty blueprints; it’s about ensuring this space reflects American strength, not just another overpriced progressive pet project.
President Trump himself chimed in with a touch of humor, admitting, “I wouldn't say my wife is thrilled.”
He added, “She hears pile drivers in the background all day, all night.”
One can only imagine the First Lady’s patience wearing thin with the constant clamor, but if this ballroom turns out as promised, it might just be worth the headache—let’s hope it’s not another government boondoggle dressed up as innovation.
