'They'll rip your head clear off': President Trump (in a parody) proposes fantastic border-security plan!

 June 3, 2025

This story was originally published by the WND News Center.

Computer tech is advancing in a lot of ways these days, what with multiple artificial intelligence programs now ready and able to enhance, and change reality.

One example is a new video with President Donald Trump explaining a plan to use dinosaurs to protect America's border.

Velociraptors on the ground, carrying mounted Border Patrol agents.

And pterodactyls in the sky.

Twitchy monitors comments on X, and said, "Imagine if we had our own Jurassic Park spanning the length of the border. We could have guard towers and towering Tyrannosaurus Rexes patrolling the border. Those T. Rexes would be known as the 'short arms of the law.'"

Trump is shown talking about the biotech company that "resurrected" dire wolves.

"If they can bring back wolves, they can bring back dinosaurs. Terrible lizard. That's what dinosaur means if you break it down," he said, citing the benefits of velociraptors on the ground: "They'll tear your head clear off."

Other social media reactions:

"You can't just fake something like this. Don't try to gaslight me … it won't work."

"Brilliant."

"Finally … weaponozed (sic) T. rex."

"grok, this is fake, right?"

"I'm sad that this is satire. I want CBD on mpunted Dinos."

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